AN OPPORTUNITY FOR PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT
Manager away from the office?
Perhaps you should take the chance to demonstrate your entrepreneurial skills by transforming your office/business environment into any one of these exciting enterprises.
In just a few hours you could be earning heaps of cash and even more respect.
Purveyor of Fine Arts - There is little better for the soul than the experience of Fine Art. Converting your workplace into an establishment of such cultural significance not only shows that you have serious class but that you also know how to make serious cash. Start with photographs of pretty ladies with their lovely big chebs out. These can be sold at low, low prices in bulk: For a touch extra class add a black and white filter, or for a premium include a tasteful glimpse of snatch.
Cock/Dog Fighting - Did you know that over 50% of adults in Britain gamble at least once a month. That means a lot of moolah. And there is little more exciting than seeing desperate animals pitted together in the ultimate battle between life and death. But do consider your U.S.P. perhaps try fighting one dog against a team of fifteen cocks for instance.*
Imports/Exports - As any business tycoon will tell you the world of imports and exports boast some of the largest profit margine in anyindustry. A fact that your boss is soon to find out. Start small, you don’t need to own a fleet of ships or aeroplanes to make serious cash. Just make sure you import/export a product that everyone wants. Here are some suggestions; Ecstasy, LSD, heroin, cocaine, crack, magic mushrooms or amphetamines.
If, on the other hand, your place of work is already a venue of drug-smuggling/erotic-art/cock-fighting then consider changing the space into an office/business environment. - Consider acquiring items such as; telephone, fax machine, intercom, potted plants, water cooler, carpet and desk.
- Dog to cock ratios may vary, subject to availability, this does not affect your statutory rights.